Jun 18, 2006 21:14
Went out to visit my parents today, and have two stories, first sad, second humorous.
There was a small cat hiding behind the tire on a trailor in the back yard, and my dad's dogs attacked it. It had enough strength to crawl back to its hiding place, and my mom called animal control while I tried to get it out. Anywho, 90 minutes later, the cat died... and 30 minutes after that, animal control finally showed up. Yes, it took 2 hours.
Ok, so my brother was telling me about going to Burger King this weekend. He ordered a bacon cheddar Whopper, and the clerk called another guy over, and told him what the order was. The new guy called back, "I need a bacon... What?"
First clerk: "Bacon cheddar Whopper."
Second clerk: "Bacon... What?"
First clerk: "Bacon cheddar Whopper."
Second clerk: "Bacon cheddar... What?"
First clerk: "Bacon cheddar Whopper, nigga, damn!"