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i smelled like ice cream last night. i know you wish you could have smelled me. next time i do something like that again i'll call you. something like what you ask? that's right, i wrestled in ice cream last night. of course i was dreaming. but that means that if you want to go with me next time i ice cream wrestle, you just have to tell me, and i'll make sure to dream you being with me.
i actually wasn't dreaming. i wish i had been dreaming because the thing i was wrestling was the blender at work. i was making an orange dreamsicle smoothy and the blender spewed on me. so then i had ice cream and milk and orange dreamsicle mix all up and down my body. that's the latest in the baney world. the brittany baney world at least.
in other baney's worlds.. my brother went to the desert and drove around the other night. and he has a girlfriend that cries a lot. not jen, they broke up, if you didn't know. she works with us. weird. if they get married i can take all the credit for them being together because i'm the one that made him come work at the dirty bird with me. good thing? yes. but hopefully he won't be getting married any time soon.
i have bunnies. bella and mia. we got them a while ago. we thought they were girls, so we named them bella and mia. but then we found out they were boys, so we cut their balls off so that we could still call them bella and mia. what good bunny parents we are.
i'm working for my parents once a week now-a-days. they bought an air conditioning business and i work mondays for them in the office. it's really boring, but it helps them out, and being the loving daughter that i am.....
john doesn't have any friends anymore. i'm the only one he ever gets to see because i'm in him all the time. but he doesn't get to drive around with any friends because i have no life, which in turn means he is either sitting in the red robin parking lot, or in front of my house. if you'd like to help a brother out, give me a call and tell me to drive somewhere so he can see the countryside before he dies.
i actually wasn't dreaming. i wish i had been dreaming because the thing i was wrestling was the blender at work. i was making an orange dreamsicle smoothy and the blender spewed on me. so then i had ice cream and milk and orange dreamsicle mix all up and down my body. that's the latest in the baney world. the brittany baney world at least.
in other baney's worlds.. my brother went to the desert and drove around the other night. and he has a girlfriend that cries a lot. not jen, they broke up, if you didn't know. she works with us. weird. if they get married i can take all the credit for them being together because i'm the one that made him come work at the dirty bird with me. good thing? yes. but hopefully he won't be getting married any time soon.
i have bunnies. bella and mia. we got them a while ago. we thought they were girls, so we named them bella and mia. but then we found out they were boys, so we cut their balls off so that we could still call them bella and mia. what good bunny parents we are.
i'm working for my parents once a week now-a-days. they bought an air conditioning business and i work mondays for them in the office. it's really boring, but it helps them out, and being the loving daughter that i am.....
john doesn't have any friends anymore. i'm the only one he ever gets to see because i'm in him all the time. but he doesn't get to drive around with any friends because i have no life, which in turn means he is either sitting in the red robin parking lot, or in front of my house. if you'd like to help a brother out, give me a call and tell me to drive somewhere so he can see the countryside before he dies.