Baby Jesus avoids assasination, film at 11
Growing up, we never had a mantle to hang our stockings from.
Tonight, I am at my sister's. She has a fireplace and hence, a mantle. While shopping I came across a bag of black candy, labled with "coal". Trying to slip it into her stocking, I managed to knock the weighted stocking holder dohicky off the mantle, RIGHT into the middle of her nativity set. It clipped off Joseph's ear and the right hand of one of the wise men. Chrissy says they'll call that one Lefty from now on.
Tonight, I am at my sister's. She has a fireplace and hence, a mantle. While shopping I came across a bag of black candy, labled with "coal". Trying to slip it into her stocking, I managed to knock the weighted stocking holder dohicky off the mantle, RIGHT into the middle of her nativity set. It clipped off Joseph's ear and the right hand of one of the wise men. Chrissy says they'll call that one Lefty from now on.