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Jun 03, 2009 18:21

This is a feat that should be noted. Instead of working on my best man's speech for my father's wedding in few days, I have done the following:

⇲ Reorganized the current management at the Buy More and effectively synergized the look of it.
⇲ Organized and threw Bart Bass' bachelor party in Victrola, was seduced by the exotic dancer and watched her bend her body in ways I have never seen. Did not work.
⇲ After which, spent my entire hangover watching The Adventures of Young Iron Man and The Justice League - effectively have new material to mock Tony and Bruce Batman with.
⇲ Met Lily's mother, who adores me. S, you never told me that your grandmother was so charming.

[locked to the "batfamily"]

You're still coming to this wedding.

my daddy is marrying a trollop

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