JAMAICA
MOM IN JAMAICA WEEK:
Sunday: "The Baby Party"...
-Made my room into a giant playpen. We all drank liquor out of baby bottles.
-Bitched out Adam Beck.
-Bitched out a lot of other people.
-Ruined a couple lives.
-Drank a ton of sparks and then decided it was a good idea to eat mushrooms with Carl and Rachel.
-Lost my phone and cried a lot about it.
-Did a lot of questionable things.
Monday: "Apostles night"
-Dressed like wise men in cloaks and drank wine and ate bread.
-Told a ghost stories in the dark.
-Chomped on some more mushrooms.
-I don't remember anything else.
Tuesday: "Dress like a Celebrity night"
-Nobody really ended up dressing up except Matt and Mike Macko..
-Sat on my bed and were the losers of the party because Margaret's friends overpowered everyone
-Had a dance party and freaked out a lot.
Wednesday: "Black and White formal night"
-Made a fancy spaghetti dinner and chatted a lot over the dinner table
-Had plans to go to the bar
-Went to La Luna... Pook was denied
-Tried going to Roxy's for a hot minute
-Came home, drank another 12 pack of sparks, and lost our minds.
-Played sardines and I hid on top of the fridge.
-Cried for 45 minutes about my fear of spiders.
-Woke up at noon, still drunk, and proceeded to go into the garage and bust out a caulk gun and caulk up the wierd death closet in my room.
Thursday: "LATINO NIGHT"
-Participated HARD CORE. I wore a lot of gold jewelery and lip liner.
-Danced a lot to latin jams
-Carl and Rachel robbed the gas station in "true puerto-rican style"
-ANTHONY CONRAD CAME.
-Carl choked a lot of people aka the sleeper hold and I thought I died for a few seconds.
-FREAKED out on a can of end dust? What?
-Adam Hinkley came over? What?
-I don't remember the rest of this either.
Friday: "Watch John Tucker Must Die night"
-Watched John Tucker Must Die. Maybe it was the best movie I've ever seen.
Saturday: "Last night without Mary C"
-Drank lots and lots of vodka
-Everyone was very angry
-Played some wacko card games
-Went to the bar in a rage at 2am
-I bitched everyone out about my pink pumps.
-Spent all my cash on tequila.
-Left Carl and Rachel at my house to keep an eye on things.
-Came home. I passed out in the addition with all the lights on IT SUCKED.
-Dave and Brandon. Yeah.
Good times. I <3 Anthony Conrad.
Sunday: "The Baby Party"...
-Made my room into a giant playpen. We all drank liquor out of baby bottles.
-Bitched out Adam Beck.
-Bitched out a lot of other people.
-Ruined a couple lives.
-Drank a ton of sparks and then decided it was a good idea to eat mushrooms with Carl and Rachel.
-Lost my phone and cried a lot about it.
-Did a lot of questionable things.
Monday: "Apostles night"
-Dressed like wise men in cloaks and drank wine and ate bread.
-Told a ghost stories in the dark.
-Chomped on some more mushrooms.
-I don't remember anything else.
Tuesday: "Dress like a Celebrity night"
-Nobody really ended up dressing up except Matt and Mike Macko..
-Sat on my bed and were the losers of the party because Margaret's friends overpowered everyone
-Had a dance party and freaked out a lot.
Wednesday: "Black and White formal night"
-Made a fancy spaghetti dinner and chatted a lot over the dinner table
-Had plans to go to the bar
-Went to La Luna... Pook was denied
-Tried going to Roxy's for a hot minute
-Came home, drank another 12 pack of sparks, and lost our minds.
-Played sardines and I hid on top of the fridge.
-Cried for 45 minutes about my fear of spiders.
-Woke up at noon, still drunk, and proceeded to go into the garage and bust out a caulk gun and caulk up the wierd death closet in my room.
Thursday: "LATINO NIGHT"
-Participated HARD CORE. I wore a lot of gold jewelery and lip liner.
-Danced a lot to latin jams
-Carl and Rachel robbed the gas station in "true puerto-rican style"
-ANTHONY CONRAD CAME.
-Carl choked a lot of people aka the sleeper hold and I thought I died for a few seconds.
-FREAKED out on a can of end dust? What?
-Adam Hinkley came over? What?
-I don't remember the rest of this either.
Friday: "Watch John Tucker Must Die night"
-Watched John Tucker Must Die. Maybe it was the best movie I've ever seen.
Saturday: "Last night without Mary C"
-Drank lots and lots of vodka
-Everyone was very angry
-Played some wacko card games
-Went to the bar in a rage at 2am
-I bitched everyone out about my pink pumps.
-Spent all my cash on tequila.
-Left Carl and Rachel at my house to keep an eye on things.
-Came home. I passed out in the addition with all the lights on IT SUCKED.
-Dave and Brandon. Yeah.
Good times. I <3 Anthony Conrad.