No. Not again! Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam!?
Somewhere in my NYC notes I make an aside that says, "When I get back I need to be sure to get my Free Geek on." Ah, 'What is Free Geek?' you ask? Well let me tell ya (if you didn't feel like reading that tasty link). Free Geek offers free computers to people who volunteer either a certain amount of hours or a certain amount of skill to the computerized cause, the cause being the recycle of many a computer. And boy do they recycle many a computer and related accessory.
So the other day I kicked at Free Geek, which is a story in and of itself, but not the main story here. Oh no. Today they had they're annual Smashtactular. All these new words and ideas. Gawrsh. Let me explain: for a dollar or two, backs will be turned while you go medieval on a printer of your choice. Imagine Office Space(.:caution:. saucy link!) but in the back parking lot of a warehouse space. I would have preferred a sparse field, but--meh--you make do.
.:press any key... with a pipe:.
.:low toner:.
.:pc load letter:.
.:out of paper:.