me no write good

[chuck4]

I am, in fact, a wretched writer, capable of producing only prose of such turgidity that the Robert Howard and H.P. Lovecraft will, as one, rise from the grave to administer to me a much deserved double barrel bitchslapping if any of it ever sees the light of day.  So you will never read anything that I will write.

That won't stop me from writing it

Comments

[nulldevice]

Do you mean L Ron Hubbard? I think Ron Howard is still alive.

I honestly like all these ideas. If they don't work as short stories, perhaps they can become Sex Falafel songs.

[chuck4]

Robert Howard, I misremembered. The Conan author. Turgidity incarnate.

[nulldevice]

Ah. Ron/Robert I see the issue.

Ron Howard was "Opie" and later "Richie Cunningham" and later "insufferable filmmaker."

[issahla]

Sex Falafel?

[nulldevice]

Chuck's solo project.