Sep 30, 2005 15:22
1. ONE WISH? absolute understanding
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? lover, sadly
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? being alone
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? shit yeah
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV? from a sociological standpoint, hilarious
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? yes. damn those oral fixations...
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? i don't know, babies in general tend to creep me out...
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? aparently
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? hmmm, grey and black
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? yes
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? hell no
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? it involves unwraping a starburst
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? Italy
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? fuck no
15. CAN YOU DIVE? swim team for three years bitches
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"? who hasn't?
17. DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE? not really
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP? I dont know for sure I'm a biter
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? given a long enough time frame
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? many times
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? no
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS? electric
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? not my bag
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? doubtfull
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? fuck no
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? dust, being touched, myself
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE U"? too much
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE? no, but he's probably a ghost roaming among the living trying to score painkillers
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? no, i just get pissed usually
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? scrambled w/ salsa
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? not all, but most
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? ask the dryer monster
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 3:29pm
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? slim, rage, big red, farmer brown
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? yeah, but i eat it anyway
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? yesterday
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? showers, but a bath every once in a while is awesome
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? for children, yes
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? oh yes
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? sometimes
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? what do you have?
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? creamy
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? yes
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? no
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? once
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? if that's what works for you, and if it does, you're fucked up
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? green and yellow
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? actually, yeah, i do
51. LIQUOR OR BEER? liquor. whiskey or tequillia, preferably, but beers cool
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? i believe so, yes
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? of course
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? no I am so tone deaf
55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY? yup
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? i've never tried
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? hell yes
58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH? unfortunately, yes
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? i believe in the manipulation of your reality
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? i see them more as minions, being as you can train them to do most anything
61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? believe? like it's some kind of religion? that's fucked up. if somebody sick of their husband or wife or whatever, more power to them to end that shit.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? i wish
63.DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? everyone does
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? kind of, it's rainy
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? someone elses pizza
66. Do you wear nail polish? every now and again
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? twice
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIAL? anti drug commercials
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? hell nah
70. DO YOU SNORE? i've been told i do
71. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT? marylin Manson- disposable teens