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[chubbchinbaby]

I have this Sociology instructor(she insists on being called an "instructor") that is really dumb. That is as honest as I can be on the subject. Katie and I decided we would take notes in class on the words that she mispronounces on a regular basis... So I thought I'd share that list with you:

The correct spelling of the misprounounced words are in parentheses.

criminalality (criminality)
co-woperative (corporate)
intestinal fortitude (I just thought this was a funny way to say "guts")
interpit (interpret)
timatic (traumatic)
per-ticularly (particularly)
geno sizing (sounded real stupid when she said it)
mistikism (misticism)
agarian (agrarian)
adherr (I guess this was "adhere"... said Nelly-style)
spurless varable (variable)
carlezation (correlation)
simuhlarates (simularities)
fuu ther (further)
nepetalism (nepotism)
managerical (managerial)
tattle (title)
sekhertery (secretary)
gangerene (gangrene... but said like tangerine)
miyerrgration (migration)
scars (referring to SARS... hahaha)
epideminology (epidemiology- but I can't think for the life of me why she was using this)
preh-vaylence (prevalence)
ethnocentricism (ethnocentrism)
unfortionaly (unfortunately)
hannel (handle)
idealology (ideology)
plossibly (can't tell if it was supposed to be plausibly or possibly)
liberry (library)
stare wods (steroids)
oisteoporosus (osteoperosis)
altimers (alzheimers)
multiple skerosis (sclerosis)
morbility (mobility)
harding (hardening)
anternative (alternative)
lice work (life's work)
avocated (advocated)
Cathic Church
litterly (literally)
high skoo (school)
dermockracy (democracy)
contint (content... just very nasal)

That is my list for now- I got tired of reliving them... perhaps I will expand later.