I bought a pair of white jeans
I was at the Gap (a place I usually avoid because you can get same-y looking stuff at Old Navy for a quarter of the price and it's the same company) but they had a pair of white jeans, 42x30 for $12.
Questions come to mind. Why the fuck did the Gap expect to sellout white jeans with a 42 inch waist for their original price, which was probably...what? Like 60 bucks? And just where are these other fat men wearing white jeans; where can I find them?
Where in the world am I going to wear these things myself? Will my powerful ketchup/mustard/grime/filth/dust attractiveness render these pants impossible to keep clean? Is my inability to not buy $12 pants no matter how ridiculous looking a cry for help?
I think I will enjoy these very much. Hanging in my closet.
Questions come to mind. Why the fuck did the Gap expect to sellout white jeans with a 42 inch waist for their original price, which was probably...what? Like 60 bucks? And just where are these other fat men wearing white jeans; where can I find them?
Where in the world am I going to wear these things myself? Will my powerful ketchup/mustard/grime/filth/dust attractiveness render these pants impossible to keep clean? Is my inability to not buy $12 pants no matter how ridiculous looking a cry for help?
I think I will enjoy these very much. Hanging in my closet.