Some funny Bumper Stickers

Mar 16, 2005 17:33

Come The Rapture Can I Have Your Car?

Stop the Slaughter! Boycott Baby Oil!

www.sex@myplace.com.now.

Work Harder! Millions on Welfare depend on you.

51% Angel, 49% Bitch. Don't push it!

Home broken. Watch for Finger.

I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.

God is Coming and is she PISSED

Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

How's My Driving? Dial 1-800-EAT SHIT

Next mood swing: 6 minutes. Keep safe distance

CoWgIrLs WaNt MoRe ThAn An EiGhT sEcOnD RiDe!!!

This is not an abandoned vehicle.

I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?

If you can read this, thank your teacher.

When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

I want to be just like Barbie That BITCH Has Everything!

Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!

Pardon my driving, I am reloading.

Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself

Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot.

Sorry if I look interested, I'm not!

I go from zero to bitch in 3.5 seconds.

A real gentleman wouldn't stare at my stickers.

I'm not a complete idiot, some pieces are missing.

So Many Cats, So Few Recipes

All in favour of Viagra please rise
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