Mar 16, 2005 17:33
Come The Rapture Can I Have Your Car?
Stop the Slaughter! Boycott Baby Oil!
www.sex@myplace.com.now.
Work Harder! Millions on Welfare depend on you.
51% Angel, 49% Bitch. Don't push it!
Home broken. Watch for Finger.
I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.
God is Coming and is she PISSED
Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
How's My Driving? Dial 1-800-EAT SHIT
Next mood swing: 6 minutes. Keep safe distance
CoWgIrLs WaNt MoRe ThAn An EiGhT sEcOnD RiDe!!!
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?
If you can read this, thank your teacher.
When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
I want to be just like Barbie That BITCH Has Everything!
Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!
Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself
Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot.
Sorry if I look interested, I'm not!
I go from zero to bitch in 3.5 seconds.
A real gentleman wouldn't stare at my stickers.
I'm not a complete idiot, some pieces are missing.
So Many Cats, So Few Recipes
All in favour of Viagra please rise