Oct 24, 2006 00:51
My name is Cheech and I am a school bus driver..
A yellow school bus driver's who I am..
And I come over hills and down the valleys,
On the streets and through the alleys
Here I am in front of your house
Whether it be black or white or purple and green with orange dots and you have a dog that barks a lot so you can't even here when I am there and I have to sit there for ever and ever
So finally I just honk the horn and say, "Yo buddy, the school bus is here"
Yodle-lodle-eh-ee-hoo
My name is Cheech and I am a school bus driver..
And I always get you right to school on time
If you live near or far or here or there or down the long road anywhere or even if the wind is blowing or maybe its even snowing or raining cats and dogs outside and you think that maybe I won't come and you won't have to go to school at all
Think again!
Yodle-lodle-eh-ee-hoo
Alright boys and girls it's time to rise and shine and hit the deck!
You should be getting ready for school now, eating your breakfast, getting your clothes on, brushing your teeth, teasing your sister, maybe finishing your homework that you didn't finish last night, huh?
Well hurry up cuz I'll be pulling up in front of your house real soon to take you to school and we'll have fun and games along the way and who knows, we may even get there today.
Hey, anything could happen on this bus.
So take a ride, with Cheech the school bus driver, cuz I never never ever lose my way
As we pass farms and barns and open fields office buildings with the big big deals and we go riding down the highway passing birds and bees and trees and dogs and cats and chickens and pigs and over there, there's a lion..
A LION?
Hey, and there's a zebra.. and a gorilla?
Uh.. I think maybe we made a wrong turn somewhere.
I'll just ask that man over there, "Excuse me sir, uh, you with the shield and the spear.. Uh, do you know which way the freeway is?"
Turn left at the giraffe...
Hey thank you.
Let's see.. there's the giraffe.
EXCUSE ME! WE'RE TURNING LEFT HERE.
Ok, down this road and across this river, through this jungle, and here we are at the fork in the road, let's see which way left or right.
Eenie Meenie Minie Moe pick one side and away we go my mother told me to choose the very best one o-u-t spells out goes left.
Right.
Right.
Left.
Ok, here we go down the road and.. HEY! There's the freeway!
I meant to take that shortcut.. heh heh
So take a ride with Cheech the school bus driver, cuz I never never ever lose my way
Oh well now I may be a minute late, or two, or ten, or sixty-eight but I never never ever lose my, yes I said I never lose my, and I mean I never lose my.. let's see which way... left or right.. right or left.. left!
Yodle-lodle-eh-ee-hoo way!!