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[chthonic_touch]

Heard you've been saving girls from certain death again.

You stud.

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[your_razvan]

Oh god, Nova, she hugged me!

[chthonic_touch]

HAHAHA Oh I wish I'd seen it! You would have been all stiff and awkward and hilarious!

I've got the hospital singing a song about your heroics, by the way. It's pretty amazing.

[your_razvan]

It was thouroughly depressing.

You're a devil woman. Sing a song for Gloria, our fallen comrade. I lost her on the flight to the hospital.

[chthonic_touch]

Awww, it can't have been THAT bad of a hug.

I don't have a song for a hat, Razvan. Don't make me force you into therapy because I will. And it won't be the fun 'Nova will blow you' kind either. It'll be the Dr Abby-without-spanking kind.

[your_razvan]

She jumped me and I had no warning. I couldn't even prepare for the hug heebie-jeebies...

Now you've done it. None of my hats are every going to talk to you again.

[chthonic_touch]

I am going to hug the crap out of you next time I see you. (Empty threat. I can't follow through with that.)

They never talked to me before. I think they're jealous.

[your_razvan]

I didn't THINK so...

They get like that sometimes. They hate my suitcoat with tails too.

[chthonic_touch]

Did you just call me your suitcoat?

[chthonic_touch]

YOU ARE GETTING SO OWNED.

[your_razvan]

I noticed.

And you're much more attractive than my suitcoat, though not quite as practical for dinner wear.

[chthonic_touch]

I like to think I'm pretty damn practical dinner wear. We'll try it next time you're in the cafeteria.

[your_razvan]

Let's try it now.

[chthonic_touch]

What if I'm really busy writing things in my office right now? It's really warm in here though, so I had to lose the clothes.

[your_razvan]

Then your things will have to wait.

[chthonic_touch]

I might have to lock the door and just entertain myself while you're stuck on the other side.

[your_razvan]

I might have to call your bluff, November.