More fun at McDonald's!
Customer: "I need two grilled chicken patties."
Me: "Just the meat?"
Customer: "Yes, that's right"
Me: *Rings it up*
Customer: "No, I don't need the sandwiches, I just need the meat."
Me: "That's what I'm doing. I have to ring it up as two plain sandwiches no bun."
Customer: "No! Just ring it up as two chicken patties!"
Me: "Sir, I can't. There is only a 'grilled chicken sandwich' button. There is no 'chicken patty' button. It's not on the menu."
Customer: "I've done this at other McDonald's and never had this problem!"
Me: "You're lying."
Customer: "Excuse me?"
Me: "You're lying. Every McDonald's restaurant uses the exact same register system, and the system doesn't have a button for what you are trying to order."
Customer: "..."
Me: "Take it or leave it."
Customer: *Drives away and gives me the finger*
Customer: "Do you guys take expired coupons?"
Me: "Yes."
Customer: "Really?"
Me: "No."
Customer: "Yeah, I needed to have... um... a number one with a Sprite."
Me: "That'll be $3.95 at the first window."
Customer: *pulls around to the window* "Oh! Yeah, that's um... a replacement order."
Me: "Did you call in and talk to a manager?"
Customer: "Yes."
Me: "And what is your name?"
Customer: "Cindy Brown."
Me: *checks the call-in list* "I'm going to be honest and say that I don't believe you at all."
Customer: "Excuse me?!"
Me: "You're not on the list. What time did you call?"
Customer: "I don't know! Around ten o'clock, I guess! Let me talk to your manager!"
Me: "We don't serve lunch until ten thirty."
Customer: "..."
Me: "Still want to speak with a manager?"
Customer: "This is ridiculous! I go to church with the owner of this place! Believe me, smart-ass, you just lost your job!"
Me: "You have a nice day, ma'am. That is, assuming you don't want to go ahead and pay for your imaginary replacement order."
Customer: *Drives away, muttering to herself*
-chth
Me: "Just the meat?"
Customer: "Yes, that's right"
Me: *Rings it up*
Customer: "No, I don't need the sandwiches, I just need the meat."
Me: "That's what I'm doing. I have to ring it up as two plain sandwiches no bun."
Customer: "No! Just ring it up as two chicken patties!"
Me: "Sir, I can't. There is only a 'grilled chicken sandwich' button. There is no 'chicken patty' button. It's not on the menu."
Customer: "I've done this at other McDonald's and never had this problem!"
Me: "You're lying."
Customer: "Excuse me?"
Me: "You're lying. Every McDonald's restaurant uses the exact same register system, and the system doesn't have a button for what you are trying to order."
Customer: "..."
Me: "Take it or leave it."
Customer: *Drives away and gives me the finger*
Customer: "Do you guys take expired coupons?"
Me: "Yes."
Customer: "Really?"
Me: "No."
Customer: "Yeah, I needed to have... um... a number one with a Sprite."
Me: "That'll be $3.95 at the first window."
Customer: *pulls around to the window* "Oh! Yeah, that's um... a replacement order."
Me: "Did you call in and talk to a manager?"
Customer: "Yes."
Me: "And what is your name?"
Customer: "Cindy Brown."
Me: *checks the call-in list* "I'm going to be honest and say that I don't believe you at all."
Customer: "Excuse me?!"
Me: "You're not on the list. What time did you call?"
Customer: "I don't know! Around ten o'clock, I guess! Let me talk to your manager!"
Me: "We don't serve lunch until ten thirty."
Customer: "..."
Me: "Still want to speak with a manager?"
Customer: "This is ridiculous! I go to church with the owner of this place! Believe me, smart-ass, you just lost your job!"
Me: "You have a nice day, ma'am. That is, assuming you don't want to go ahead and pay for your imaginary replacement order."
Customer: *Drives away, muttering to herself*
-chth