I am completely fed up.

[chth]

Hey guys, did you hear there's a new kid in town? That's right, the "emo" kid. I don't know if he likes anyone... he just sits in his room in the dark all day and cuts his wrists. On an unrelated note, I'm beating a dead horse.

For those of you who missed the obvious satire:

"Down the road, not across th str- SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY.

Comments

[xhopeinanguishx]

HEY! They are too funny. It's even better when people think you are one.

[chth]

No, see, they're not funny. Especially when every one of them sounds something like "IM GONNA GO CRY NOW! GET IT? CUZ IM EMO! I HAVE MASTERED THE ART OF SATIRICAL IMPRESSIONS!"

That's pretty funny in itself, but only because I did a shitty satirical impression of someone doing a shitty satirical impression.

-chth

[xhopeinanguishx]

no. you don't know shit.

[ex_sno]

Kill yourself.

[chth]

[ex_sno]

emo is great. i listen to mostly emo and i cry a lot and write poems and stuff. that doesnt make me an emo kid. an emo kid is just someone who calls themself an emo kid. its just a fucking badge. most of the people who call themselves emo kids are just trying to shut up the people who go on and on about it if they deny it. labels are just things preps make up to stick on people who are different. labels are the evil of our generation. if you use those labels, you’re a closed minded foel too.

[ex_sno]

THIS IS YOU