Superheroes

[chth]

Superheroes have superpowers. Spiderman climbs wall; shoots webs. Superman had the super speed, super strength, super everything. But Batman? Batman has shit. Batman has super-tight clothes, a super-lame catchphrase, and a utility belt. That's his superpower. A utility belt. He's not vengeance, he's not the night, he's just a guy with dead parents who likes to throw shit. Batman isn't a superhero, he's a mechanic. Having problems with your radiator? Call Batman! He has Batarangs!

-chth