Listen up!
In regards to people either making fun or questioning about your weight loss or lack of eating at functions or taking too long in grocery stores or taking too long looking at menus. This also stops MOM's or caregivers or whoever dead in their tracks and the attention is no longer on what you look like but WHAT YOU HAVE SAID.
Morticians use LESS embalming fluid these days. Cadavers are way more preserved now and need less. The reason for this is that people have for decades now kept a diet of prcessed foods and hydrogenated oils...(your parents ate this shit, they fed to us, we have fed it to ourselves and follow suit by feeding it to our children, as well.)Now, because of this way of eating, our bodies when we die need less emblaming fluid to preserve us cuz of all the fake crap we have eaten for years and years!
Tell people about this and say that you are simply no longer willing to pollute your body and that as soon as you cut processed foods and hydrongenated oils from your diet that the pounds came off effortlessly, or with a kick start from your exercising routine...or it got you of the plateau you had reached....watch the looks of the envios mean girls..you've blown their whole night/day wee/year/life..ha ha.
Watch fat old Mrs. GRizzle look down at HER plate, frown and maybe eat with less gusto!
People automatically think that you are smarter and have simply taken away BAD foods...This works for all occasions and for the chick who got singled out at the party...this would have made them all go "Oh....." and leave you be.
Much love everyone!
Morticians use LESS embalming fluid these days. Cadavers are way more preserved now and need less. The reason for this is that people have for decades now kept a diet of prcessed foods and hydrogenated oils...(your parents ate this shit, they fed to us, we have fed it to ourselves and follow suit by feeding it to our children, as well.)Now, because of this way of eating, our bodies when we die need less emblaming fluid to preserve us cuz of all the fake crap we have eaten for years and years!
Tell people about this and say that you are simply no longer willing to pollute your body and that as soon as you cut processed foods and hydrongenated oils from your diet that the pounds came off effortlessly, or with a kick start from your exercising routine...or it got you of the plateau you had reached....watch the looks of the envios mean girls..you've blown their whole night/day wee/year/life..ha ha.
Watch fat old Mrs. GRizzle look down at HER plate, frown and maybe eat with less gusto!
People automatically think that you are smarter and have simply taken away BAD foods...This works for all occasions and for the chick who got singled out at the party...this would have made them all go "Oh....." and leave you be.
Much love everyone!