Dreams
My plan is to live long enough until the can transplant mt brain into a new body. You know they'd have a catalogue of customizable vessels. You'd have to go to a showroom to shop.
me: I'll take the Adonis with green eyes and auburn hair.
Salesperson: Oh yes, good choice. That is our top of the line model.
Me: Ooh and I want that pattern of body hair but can you tone it down just a bit over the stomach area? I want my abs to show really well.
Salesperson: Certainly and today only you can get the extra long eyelashes free with that. Your eyes will be to die for.
Me: Wow that is awesome. Oh and can I have that skintone just a shade lighter.
Salesperson: Oh very good.
Me: And ..let's see... about six foot one tall.
Salesperson: Very nice...tall without being overwhelming....Now about the extra amenities... Nost people choose this model *show book of penises...It's not so overstated as to be gauche, but still sized to garner respect among your peers and to tantalize that special someone. There is of course, the Thrill Master Deluxe but unless you have aspirations in the porn industry, it's just a bit pricey.
Me: Hmm yeah, oh hell why not go for it anyway? Hook me up with the Thrillmaster.
And so on ...
Yeah, I've thought about it too much.
me: I'll take the Adonis with green eyes and auburn hair.
Salesperson: Oh yes, good choice. That is our top of the line model.
Me: Ooh and I want that pattern of body hair but can you tone it down just a bit over the stomach area? I want my abs to show really well.
Salesperson: Certainly and today only you can get the extra long eyelashes free with that. Your eyes will be to die for.
Me: Wow that is awesome. Oh and can I have that skintone just a shade lighter.
Salesperson: Oh very good.
Me: And ..let's see... about six foot one tall.
Salesperson: Very nice...tall without being overwhelming....Now about the extra amenities... Nost people choose this model *show book of penises...It's not so overstated as to be gauche, but still sized to garner respect among your peers and to tantalize that special someone. There is of course, the Thrill Master Deluxe but unless you have aspirations in the porn industry, it's just a bit pricey.
Me: Hmm yeah, oh hell why not go for it anyway? Hook me up with the Thrillmaster.
And so on ...
Yeah, I've thought about it too much.