Beware scoundrels, Greetings Ladies
Ne'r do wells and those with poor taste for the finer things in life be on gaurd! Baron von Horsefucher is on the prowl. Using his twin flintlocks of projectile-itude he stops evil in its tracks. Thanks to his his dashing jacket enfused with Bavarian gypsy magic and bottomless pockets, he has the right ammo for any ocassion. (Elder Sign emblazed ammo is a staple). But he doesn't stop there. Oh no. He makes it his goal, nay, his personal calling in life to pursue the finer things in life. (mostly the fairer sex) Usually this involves wooing a fine lady with his charm. Entertaining them with his tales of how he solved the Sultans Super Secret and Superlatively Savage riddle. (or many other fantastic, but true, stories of adventure). And then thrilling them with his . . . swordplay.
Fighter. Lover. Horsefucher.