On the twelfth day of Christmas,
chronostwilight sent to me...
Twelve bedlam boys drumming
Eleven rare pairings piping
Ten strange shippings a-leaping
Nine peeps dancing
Eight pirates a-moonshineshipping
Seven ninjas a-rooftopshipping
Six elvendrums a-pokedressing
Five pi-i-i-irate ninjas
Four flying kitties
Three kingdom hearts
Two uncommon otps
...and a vexen in a devil may cry.