A duct-taped styrofoam exclaimation point; OR- how I spend my summer days

[chronophobe]

I'm not sure if this is genius or insanity.
But I'm leaning towards the former.

My dad always said "Cars are for driving not for eating" as a reasoning for why my mercedes does not have a cupholder.

WELL FEAR NO LONGER.
For I have made one.
Without further ado...