The Break Up
USPS, I am so sorry to break it to you like this but-
I've got to be honest with you. The staff at the New River Gorge visitors' center have made quite an impression, you see, and . . . You're no longer my favorite government agency; the National Parks Service is.
You will always have a special place in my heart. Just please understand that they have certain things that you lack: natural wonder, astonishing feats of engineering and BASE jumping and so much more-you won't even hang glide to work for my sake. And, let's face it, your stamp issues have lost their sparkle lately. We both knew it would come to this.
I hope we can still be friends.
With fondness,
C. Von Strangehours
P.S. I have remembrances of yours,
That I have longed long to re-deliver;
I pray you, now receive them.
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I've got to be honest with you. The staff at the New River Gorge visitors' center have made quite an impression, you see, and . . . You're no longer my favorite government agency; the National Parks Service is.
You will always have a special place in my heart. Just please understand that they have certain things that you lack: natural wonder, astonishing feats of engineering and BASE jumping and so much more-you won't even hang glide to work for my sake. And, let's face it, your stamp issues have lost their sparkle lately. We both knew it would come to this.
I hope we can still be friends.
With fondness,
C. Von Strangehours
P.S. I have remembrances of yours,
That I have longed long to re-deliver;
I pray you, now receive them.
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comments. Please comment there using OpenID.