I View Hummus Mostly As A Vehicle For Garlic, So That's Ok.

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Nota Bene: Local Lebanese food company Najat's Cuisine is the nicest. They took time out of their busy day to reassure me that their extra garlic hummus "spices" don't include chilis and won't put me in the hospital

Comments

[auraphage]

I thought that said you viewed humans mostly as a vehicle for garlic. Which I suppose makes a certain amount of sense.

[chronographia]

Well humans as a secondary vehicle by way of hummus. So, in a sense, yes.

[auraphage]

We will never know God's true plans.

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I would like to see a commando-style raid on Divine HQ to get the plans to the Death Star. It sounds like the plot to a Tarantino movie.

[auraphage]

Many Bothans died to bring us the information about this fucking garlic, motherfuckers. Give me the fucking folder or I swear to Jesus Christ's fucking penis I will blow this bitch's brains out.

[auraphage]

Bothan