2009 Brings The Nonsequiteurs
I am informed that after last night's snowfall, the interstate highway is closed. But not because of snow.
It's due to a tanker having flipped on the northbound side. A tanker full of grape juice concentrate. Which has frozen to the road in giant puddles. It's taken most of the morning to clear it all up.
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Remember children, don't drive grape juice while drunk-especially in inclement weather. Safety first.
It's due to a tanker having flipped on the northbound side. A tanker full of grape juice concentrate. Which has frozen to the road in giant puddles. It's taken most of the morning to clear it all up.
. . .
Remember children, don't drive grape juice while drunk-especially in inclement weather. Safety first.