+++Monday News Bulletin+++
Science news? I got'cher science news RIGHT HERE:
Galileo Galilei's Middle Finger Found
Yes! Be the first to have a reliquary of your favorite scientist [deceased], especially if they weren't able to be buried in a churchyard!
Also, my nation proudly boasts an army of dolphins and sea lions! Be afraid. No, I mean that. Fear us.
Also also, listen to some music that has nothing to do with science but is still strange and wonderful.
Galileo Galilei's Middle Finger Found
Yes! Be the first to have a reliquary of your favorite scientist [deceased], especially if they weren't able to be buried in a churchyard!
Also, my nation proudly boasts an army of dolphins and sea lions! Be afraid. No, I mean that. Fear us.
Also also, listen to some music that has nothing to do with science but is still strange and wonderful.