I'm Not Sure We're Zoned For Them Though
One of our neighbors got a basset hound a few years ago, and ever since the neighborhood has been filled with a chorus of off-key baying, six times daily or more. The local dogs had been fairly quiet previously. So it would seem that basset hounds are instigators. Quite frankly it's driving us mad. The more acute the sense of pitch, the more mad. Mad, six times daily. Or more.
My mother has suggested revenge in the form of peacocks.
Revenge goes EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH randomly at two in the morning and shits on other people's vehicles ideally.
I think it'd be even more obnoxious to keep white (leucismic) or black (melanismic) peacocks. Besides my feather collection is lacking those.
My mother has suggested revenge in the form of peacocks.
Revenge goes EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH randomly at two in the morning and shits on other people's vehicles ideally.
I think it'd be even more obnoxious to keep white (leucismic) or black (melanismic) peacocks. Besides my feather collection is lacking those.