Telephant Elephone

[chronographia]

dear world,

a few helpful hints to aid communication. if you plan to call my mobile, know that:

1. it has caller id. i do not answer people i do not recognise because i am weird and phobic like that.
2. in the likely event of me not answering, leave a damn message so that i can tell who you are and recognise the number next time.

it's only sense. thank you for your understanding; i look forward to avoiding your phone calls in the future.

best regards,
chronographia