Conversations with Kat (The Inebriated Version)
I am reposting this because it was hella funny. Enjoy the intoxicated musings of Alicia and her beloved Cosmos.
Alicia, yelling at the players: "Come on, guys! It's not ROCKET SCIENCE!!"
Kat, to Scott: "Duh. It's HOCKEY."
Alicia: "There are TWO of them?"
Kat: "Yes, Derek is #49 and Jordan is #79. Jordan is my guy."
Scott: "And Derek is mine."
Kat: "Notice, he's the only player who is missing his two front teeth."
Adam: "I bet I know what HE wants for Christmas!"
Scott, getting into the car: "I want an effing steak."
Adam, LOUDLY, while Kat's on the phone with her mother: "I WANT AN EFFING STEAK, MAN!!" (he didn't say effing, either)
Kat, to her mom on the phone: "He said he wanted to buy one of the Puck Bunnies."
Scott: "I don't want to go to Hooter's. I'm not down with the Hooters girls. {pause} I'm down with Derek, though."
Adam makes a particularly stupid comment. Kat dips her fingers in her ice water, flings the droplets at Adam, and says: "The power of Christ compels you, the power of Christ compels you!" {to Scott} "It's the power, right? Not the blood??"
Later, Adam dips his fingers in his tea and flings it at Kat, while saying: "The power of SATAN compels you!!"
Kat: "That's supposed to SCARE me?"
Scott: "Satan's in your iced tea??"
Alicia: "Check out this pickup line - 'Hey baby, what's your sign? Mine's Feces. My friends call me Number Two.' Huhhuh huh, huh huh."
Kat: "Feces? Isn't it supposed to be Pisces?"
Alicia: "It's a JOKE! Because feces is poo."
Kat, to Scott: "Are you freakin' serious??? FECES is POO???"
Adam makes another stupid comment, and is trying desperately to keep from sinking...
Kat: "Why are you still talking? Shhhhhh."
Alicia: "Oh yeah. High five!!"
Alicia, after one sip of her Cosmo: "Mmmmm, that's GOOD!!!"
After two sips: "OOOooh, I want that, it looks good (while eyeing a potato skin). Ow ow ow! It's HOT!"
One sip later, she then picks up the SAME POTATO SKIN: "OW! It's HOT!!"
Two drinks and many laughs later, on the way to the car - "I'm NEVER drinking with you again!"
And many more, that Kat couldn't write down because the waitress took the pen away...oh yes, 69 plus 10 equals 79...and other gems of mathematics. BTW, we lost it 4 to 3 three minutes into the five-minute overtime. Good game, well played, though.
Alicia, yelling at the players: "Come on, guys! It's not ROCKET SCIENCE!!"
Kat, to Scott: "Duh. It's HOCKEY."
Alicia: "There are TWO of them?"
Kat: "Yes, Derek is #49 and Jordan is #79. Jordan is my guy."
Scott: "And Derek is mine."
Kat: "Notice, he's the only player who is missing his two front teeth."
Adam: "I bet I know what HE wants for Christmas!"
Scott, getting into the car: "I want an effing steak."
Adam, LOUDLY, while Kat's on the phone with her mother: "I WANT AN EFFING STEAK, MAN!!" (he didn't say effing, either)
Kat, to her mom on the phone: "He said he wanted to buy one of the Puck Bunnies."
Scott: "I don't want to go to Hooter's. I'm not down with the Hooters girls. {pause} I'm down with Derek, though."
Adam makes a particularly stupid comment. Kat dips her fingers in her ice water, flings the droplets at Adam, and says: "The power of Christ compels you, the power of Christ compels you!" {to Scott} "It's the power, right? Not the blood??"
Later, Adam dips his fingers in his tea and flings it at Kat, while saying: "The power of SATAN compels you!!"
Kat: "That's supposed to SCARE me?"
Scott: "Satan's in your iced tea??"
Alicia: "Check out this pickup line - 'Hey baby, what's your sign? Mine's Feces. My friends call me Number Two.' Huhhuh huh, huh huh."
Kat: "Feces? Isn't it supposed to be Pisces?"
Alicia: "It's a JOKE! Because feces is poo."
Kat, to Scott: "Are you freakin' serious??? FECES is POO???"
Adam makes another stupid comment, and is trying desperately to keep from sinking...
Kat: "Why are you still talking? Shhhhhh."
Alicia: "Oh yeah. High five!!"
Alicia, after one sip of her Cosmo: "Mmmmm, that's GOOD!!!"
After two sips: "OOOooh, I want that, it looks good (while eyeing a potato skin). Ow ow ow! It's HOT!"
One sip later, she then picks up the SAME POTATO SKIN: "OW! It's HOT!!"
Two drinks and many laughs later, on the way to the car - "I'm NEVER drinking with you again!"
And many more, that Kat couldn't write down because the waitress took the pen away...oh yes, 69 plus 10 equals 79...and other gems of mathematics. BTW, we lost it 4 to 3 three minutes into the five-minute overtime. Good game, well played, though.