May 06, 2011 20:10
[Filtered Voice; 1% to employees of the Smithy]
I'm what you call in this village a New Feather and I read that all weapons are brought to your building upon our arrival. I'll be coming over today to repossess my stockpile. Don't touch anything. Those things aren't toys.
[Don't bother answering the filter because, about two minutes after she makes her declaration, she'll be knocking on the door of the Smithy loudly.]
[Voice to All; (Takes place after the Smithy filter)]
I won't waste time. If a white rat creature approaches you and solicits a contract, walk away. His compensation for your services is not worth what he asks of you to accomplish for him. If he keeps bothering you tell me, Homura Akemi, about it. I'll shut him up.
[The sound of a gun being loaded can be heard in the background. Her face, all the while, is completely deadpan.]
Please give me a warm welcome for however long I may be here. It isn't as though I have other things to do, so filling up my time in any way would be a good distraction. Tell me about this village I've found myself in, for example. [Of course that's a lie, given the Malnosso decided to snatch her away just days away from Walpurgis Night's arrival. However, she won't let that show. No need to bother other people with troubles they can't fathom.]
~rogue,
such a polite girl,
~ranka lee,
unlimited gun works,
~ayumu aikawa,
~haruhi suzumiya,
~sokka,
~alexei denoia,
~dhaos,
~cielo,
~homura,
amazing social skills,
!voice,
~hiccup