Halftime Show!
So the halftime show is here. We now stand, looking both forward and backward. We were going to have Janet Jackson for the show, but the FCC wouldn't allow it, so here we are, with an update and a bit of talk
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2. Will you entertain us with the hustle and various rumours at Wellspring?
3. Where do you think American society is heading?
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Never for no reason. But quite often, I want to bitch-slap an idiot here or there.
2. Will you entertain us with the hustle and various rumours at Wellspring?
Hustle? Probably not. Unless you think Gwynne and Rob can do disco on the electric ukulele.
Various romours? Haha. You bet your ass!
3. Where do you think American society is heading?
A farmer's market. Seriously.
See, every few days, somewhere in America, some old guy either falls asleep at the wheel, or can't see because he hasn't had his eyes checked. That old guy drives into a farmer's market, often injuring several people in the process. Sometimes even killing people. It's a sad thing.
See, the American people are very much like the old men who crash into Farmer's Markets. Either they're asleep at the wheel, can't see, or aren't paying attention to where they're going.
Look at America's current state, and you can see the Farmer's Market in the distance.
So I'll repeat my usual statement: "Use your Godsdamned right to vote, assholes!"
Otherwise, we're so gonna hit that Farmer's Market up ahead.
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