I 4m W1nn4h!!!!
I am the Conan of the Optician world!
For (literally) years now I've had to have the opticians at Specsavers put my 30 day contacts in for me because I have the eye-fear. Before when I've tried it numerous times I get the vom reaction and I start to sweat like Abu Musab al-Zarqawi at the sound of jet engines. I then go from murderous rage to pathetic despair at my failure to perform a task so many of my friends can achieve even whilst spackered.
Well, I just did both my eyes in TEN MINUTES! And NO VOM!
I'm feeling like a Barbarian at a victory feast with not one but THREE wenches on my knee!
I feel a new LJ icon imminent, maybe even a tattoo!
I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!
For (literally) years now I've had to have the opticians at Specsavers put my 30 day contacts in for me because I have the eye-fear. Before when I've tried it numerous times I get the vom reaction and I start to sweat like Abu Musab al-Zarqawi at the sound of jet engines. I then go from murderous rage to pathetic despair at my failure to perform a task so many of my friends can achieve even whilst spackered.
Well, I just did both my eyes in TEN MINUTES! And NO VOM!
I'm feeling like a Barbarian at a victory feast with not one but THREE wenches on my knee!
I feel a new LJ icon imminent, maybe even a tattoo!
I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!