No matter how many times I'm told Shadow the Hedgehog (the game) sucks, I can't stop playing it. Yes, I know the PS2 version lags like hell and the English voices are made of fail and the gameplay is clumsy and OMG THEY CUSS and Sonic flirts with Shadow with whole friggin time ...but hey, it's fun. That's all that matters to me. Fun >>>> everything else in a game to me. XDD Anyways...
K, you know how I said waaaay back that I'd post some better, higher-resolution screenshots from ShtH? Well, I've decided to stop slacking off on it and post them. The first time I posted images, they were all resized because my modem couldn't handle uploading large images on Photobucket. Buuut, now that that's not an issue anymore, they're all 597x448. Weird dimensions, I know. AHEM.
A warning: there are a LOT of screenshots under the cut. Dial-up users beware.
**EDIT: BTW, feel free to use these for icons/graphics/whatever. XD I'd appreciate credit for the screenshots, though.
**EDIT EDIT: By request of Chibi, you can download a zip file of the screenshots
here.
Opening. I'MA LOADIN MAH GUN! SHOOP DA WHOOP
Shoes. Very sexy shoes at that.
Dun dun dun duuuun
Aww. Look at the grumpy little hedgehog.
JESUS CHRIST HE'S GOT A GUN DUCK AND COVER PEOPLE
You're so badass, Shadow. Just don't trip over that thing. It's hueg liek XBox.
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN'...THEY HATIN'
IM HOLDIN UR CAR
How the hell did a camera get there? Excuse me wtf r u doin?
Oh shi
BRACE FOR IMPACT!
Explosion. Because explosions are cool.
Shadow doing that badass flip in the air. Wheeee!
Oh shi again
DIIIIIIIIIIIE BLACK ALIENS
They sure like cars, don't they?
Diablo?
Nothing funny here. Just prettiness.
The GUN soldiers are such wusses in this game. "THEY GOT CHARLIE!!11"
Shoes again.
...*_*
Random shot from another cutscene.
STFU NOOB
It took forever to get a good close-up of Sonic here. They're moving too quickly!
Another of Sonic because he's cute.
ROFL. Vector cracks me up in this. "WAIT UP YOU WHORES D<"
Hooyah!
LMFAO his face. >:O!!
Hoooiiyah!
No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't capture the shot where he kicks the last one. So I have this instead.
Grrrr
Super Saiyan mode!!1 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Black Doom.
The, uh...GUN Commander guy. Gordy. Yeah, him.
SMASH PUNY HEDGEHOG!
CHAAAAAAAARGE
AGAIN, CHAAAAAAAARGE
I'm just letting the filenames speak for themselves on these.
...
Sonic looks so emo here. Don't worry, your boyfriend is backing you up! D:
"...Boyfriend? Whut?"
*looks down*
Whut?
*HERO MODE!*
Eye-yi-yi
The opening is over! Finally! Now, a pretty shot of Westopolis.
Shadow being Shadow. Pensive, angsty, reflective...you get the point.
...Okay, am I the only one who was waiting for that newspaper to smack him in the face? That would've been hilarious. :(
Hmmm I think I left the oven on.
Oh shit I did.
DO NOT WANT.
Maria, you look much prettier than you did in SA2, but what's with the chipmunk cheeks?
I has a hard time naming this. "gun_gun"?
Profile.
Wow, that's a pretty ninja way to enter a city, guys.
*stands by and idly watches*
I love his expressions.
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. Literally. Get it? 'Cos it's Doom's Eye...ah, forget it.
wtf?
WTF IS THIS SHIT?
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Explosions again.
Silhouette.
The dust clearing. |D
Poor Shadow. Very confused. XDD
Dude. No wai. Srsly?
Clenched fist of determination™.
And off he goes, off to see the Wizard of Oz.
Do de do
Awww.
Damn these spontaneous migraines.
skfjasfsg so...pretty...
Wait, what? Are you trying to resurrect Maria using alchemy, Shadow?
DON'T DO IT SHADOW! YOU'RE TAMPERING WITH LIFE!
D:
Wow. I seem to have appeared in space.
Oh great, it's Doomy McDoomster again.
Look away, Shadow. Just ignore him.
Best "wtf?" face in the whole game. XDDD "The fuck...did you just transport behind me spontaneously?"
Stop staring at his ass, Doom.
*__*
Awww! Shadow has a O_O face. rofl.
*___*
Gaspeth! Shadow and Maria!
...And the GUN soldiers.
*_____* Yeah sorry, I just love the graphics in these cutscenes.
And now we move on to Eggman's incredibly short cutscene. Do de do.
OMG THIS GAME SUCKS. I WANT MY MONEY BACK.
FUCKING GAMESTOP WON'T LET ME RETURN THIS GAME?!
Very well then.
GO GET THOSE BITCHES, EGG FLEET.
Ahhh
IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER
Shoop da WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
La de da
BOOM!
Super Shadow! ♥
DRAGON DRAGON ROCK THE DRAGON
Aaaand that's a wrap. :D
Man, seeing all these makes me want to play ShtH yet again. Y'know what bothers me about the game though? YOU CAN'T WATCH THE SCENES FROM THE LAST STORY. You have to play it through everytime you want to see the cutscenes. Very irritating. All I wanted to do was hear Koji Yusa's voice making those little gasping sounds. I mean. What. I didn't type that.