Does anyone remember the
Sonic comic scan posts I used to do? After...*checks* 3 years, here's another one! Scans come from some random Sonic & Sonic X comics. Once I get more Sonic Universe issues I might do posts with them too ┐(´ー`)
Lots of pictures behind the cut, so obviously not bandwidth-friendly.
As you might guess from the cover, Eggman appears in a shitload of costumes robbing places this issue. The pink neko is particularly D: inducing.
CHAOTIX SIGHTING! Espio & Vector are apparently dumb as bricks in the Sonic X series. A career counselor?? watwatwat
KABOOM! FWEEEEEEEEE YARR-HARR-HARR
Yes, this is actually how they explained Eggman going on a costume robbery spree.
WHY DOES A CHRIS THORNDYKE COSTUME EXIST AND WHY DOES EGGMAN HAVE ACCESS TO IT
More dumbassery from Vector & Espio, the precious parents they are.
Omochao has clearly taken possession of Cheese's body in this panel. lookit Creeper Sonic!
TANAKA SIGHTING
Rouge & Topaz out on a hot date. I don't care if they're trying to blend in, that's a total date dress Topaz is wearing. And Rouge is clearly complimenting her appearance here |D
Blow our cover as a hot lesbian human/bat couple, that is
She'd do anything for you, Topaz <3 (shut up, I'm on a shipping spree here)
Emerl looks very derpy in this issue, though I'm not sure why. Something about the way the eyes are drawn.
"I HAVE A BUTTON TO PRESS TOO!" is my new favorite Eggman line. Sonic looks like he's contemplating sticking his finger down his throat and gagging himself.
Calling out your attacks, Rouge? Who do you think you are, Ben Tennyson?
LOL @ Tanaka's reflection.
Now onto the slightly more serious (but just as narmy) StH issues. I chose these old ones for no reason other than the fact that Shadow is in them, which always makes for some easy mockery.
CATFIGHT, OH NO YOU DI'NT
Sonic enjoying the hot robot action like the perv he is.
I love that Shadow just throws a chunk of rock at Metal Sonic.
By "like that" he means unbearably cheesy & punny.
OH MY GODDDDDDDD
Random side story in which Tails tries to be friends with Muttski. Um…okay. It's cute I guess. Lookit Tails play with the cute wittle doggy!
wait THAT IS NOT THE KIND OF PLAYING YOU SHOULD BE DOING STOP
I didn't think I'd ever find a Tails scarier than Tails Doll, but here it is.
I love this cover. I'm a sucker for the Sonic Battle art style.
Shadow: WTF I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING YET
Shadow and his robot bros. Robros. (but where is his husband Omega :| )
GRAND THEFT SONIC: FAKERS & WHORES
Like when he found a way out of my virginity
idk I'm trying to twist this into something slashy
Speaking of slash. Guys. I don't even ship Sonic/Knuckles but KNUCKLES AS PRINCESS SALLY and Sonic looks somewhat guilty, like he's the one who did the casting…HMMMM [/overthinking]
I thought for the longest time Espio was playing an instrument here.
WHAT
You guys I think Sonic was legitimately trying to kiss him. I just
Poor Metal Sonic got buried here, isn't even on the cover this time.
This is a very famous panel, at least among my fellow Sonadow friends (I believe
insanepurin was the one who first posted it), but I had to scan & show it again just because. Holding him from behind. "lol u need to get laid." PENT-UP AGGRESSION. Elbowing Sonic in the crotch.
Banter banter. Uh…childish ploy, Shadow? The steam's clearly getting thicker. I can see that even from all the way back here
SHUT UP AND GET INTO YOUR SPIN MODE
Knuckles :(
Aaaand I'm done. More to come in the future, hopefully--!