Facts
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
>>> enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
>>> produced
>>> to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
>>>
(Now that's more like it!)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
>>> squirt blood 30 feet.
>>>
>>>
>> (O.M.G.!)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
>>>
>>>
>>> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
>>> death.
>>> (Creepy.)
>>>
>>>
> (I'm still not over the pig.)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
>>>
>>>(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
>>>
>>>
>>> The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
>>> body.
>>> The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
>>>
>>>
>>> ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
>>>
>>>
>> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
>>> the
>>> length of a football field.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> (30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)
>>>
>>>
>>> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>>>
>>>
>>>(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>>>
>>> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Butterflies taste with their feet.
>>>
>>> (Something I always wanted to know.)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>>>
>>> (Hmmmmmm........)
>>>
>>>
>>> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
>>> people.
>>>
>>> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
>>>
>>>
>>>Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump..
>>>
>>> (OK, so that would be a good thing.....................)
>>>
>>> A cat's urine glows under a black light.
>>>
>> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
>>>
>>>
>>> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>>> (I know some people like that.)
>>>
>>>
>>>Starfish have no brains.
>>>
>>> (I know some people like that too.)
>>>
>>>
>>> Polar bears are left-handed.
>>> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
>>>
>>> (What about that pig??)
>>>
> Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
>>> stupidity
>>> and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a
>>> chuckle)
>>> ..in other words send it to everyone
>>>
>>> enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
>>> produced
>>> to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
>>>
(Now that's more like it!)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
>>> squirt blood 30 feet.
>>>
>>>
>> (O.M.G.!)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
>>>
>>>
>>> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
>>> death.
>>> (Creepy.)
>>>
>>>
> (I'm still not over the pig.)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
>>>
>>>(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
>>>
>>>
>>> The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
>>> body.
>>> The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
>>>
>>>
>>> ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
>>>
>>>
>> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
>>> the
>>> length of a football field.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> (30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)
>>>
>>>
>>> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>>>
>>>
>>>(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>>>
>>> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Butterflies taste with their feet.
>>>
>>> (Something I always wanted to know.)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>>>
>>> (Hmmmmmm........)
>>>
>>>
>>> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
>>> people.
>>>
>>> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
>>>
>>>
>>>Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump..
>>>
>>> (OK, so that would be a good thing.....................)
>>>
>>> A cat's urine glows under a black light.
>>>
>> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
>>>
>>>
>>> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>>> (I know some people like that.)
>>>
>>>
>>>Starfish have no brains.
>>>
>>> (I know some people like that too.)
>>>
>>>
>>> Polar bears are left-handed.
>>> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
>>>
>>> (What about that pig??)
>>>
> Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
>>> stupidity
>>> and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a
>>> chuckle)
>>> ..in other words send it to everyone
>>>