"The Concord Fuckface Police Department" (Quote from Alli)
I had this intense dream last night. It was about this guy who I constantly have a crush on even though hes in college now and I was never really sure if he was interested in me. Hes gosh darn cute though and so fucking interesting although a bit wierd. Anyway the whole dream we were cuddling, making out, and having sex. I'd have to say it was the best fucking dream I've had in a while. I wish it was a wet dream. I haven't had one of those in a while.
I had the wierdest weekend. Friday was so much fun. I abstained from uppers, just telling you that now and damn proud of myself. Me, Alli, and Tiffany went to this woods/campfire party at Garfield in Lexington. It was fucking great. We all got insanely trashed. Tiffany ended up puking and passing out behind a rock by nine o'clock. I had an adventure going back to my car with two boys I don't know to get beer. One of them kept saying "I'm going to fuck that girl Alli tonight, I want to so badly" and I kept saying "I'm pretty much one of her best friends and I'm standing right here douche bag" but he was pretty hammered so he didn't really understand me.
Anyway the stupidness didn't really start until Emma called and told us to go to Ray's house because he was having a party. The first half hour was fun, got more drunk, and I got to chill with Lauralee, Becca, and Erica! It's really been a while. So they left eventually and not even five minutes later some guy came running into the apartment saying "the fucking police are roaming the parking lot" So we kind of all sat and chilled in Ray's living room doing our best to stay quiet. Then we heard these loud knocks on Ray's window. Everyone fucking rushed into Ray's dark kitchen in practically two seconds. Three minutes later theres loud bangs on the door "POLICE!" About seven people run in Ray's bedroom, turn off the lights, and just sit there in the fucking pitch ass dark. I was slightly freaking out because I hate the pitch dark. At one point Alli starting throwing up in a bag on Ray's bed. Ray comes in and tells us we'll have to chill in his dark ass room for an hour until the police and some douche bag undercover cop leave.
We finally end up getting out around 1130. It wasn't that bad considering I was pretty drunk and I was indifferent to the whole mess because of that but it was quite annoying. I was still proud of myself for not doing uppers.
Saturday was stupid.
-Matt
I had the wierdest weekend. Friday was so much fun. I abstained from uppers, just telling you that now and damn proud of myself. Me, Alli, and Tiffany went to this woods/campfire party at Garfield in Lexington. It was fucking great. We all got insanely trashed. Tiffany ended up puking and passing out behind a rock by nine o'clock. I had an adventure going back to my car with two boys I don't know to get beer. One of them kept saying "I'm going to fuck that girl Alli tonight, I want to so badly" and I kept saying "I'm pretty much one of her best friends and I'm standing right here douche bag" but he was pretty hammered so he didn't really understand me.
Anyway the stupidness didn't really start until Emma called and told us to go to Ray's house because he was having a party. The first half hour was fun, got more drunk, and I got to chill with Lauralee, Becca, and Erica! It's really been a while. So they left eventually and not even five minutes later some guy came running into the apartment saying "the fucking police are roaming the parking lot" So we kind of all sat and chilled in Ray's living room doing our best to stay quiet. Then we heard these loud knocks on Ray's window. Everyone fucking rushed into Ray's dark kitchen in practically two seconds. Three minutes later theres loud bangs on the door "POLICE!" About seven people run in Ray's bedroom, turn off the lights, and just sit there in the fucking pitch ass dark. I was slightly freaking out because I hate the pitch dark. At one point Alli starting throwing up in a bag on Ray's bed. Ray comes in and tells us we'll have to chill in his dark ass room for an hour until the police and some douche bag undercover cop leave.
We finally end up getting out around 1130. It wasn't that bad considering I was pretty drunk and I was indifferent to the whole mess because of that but it was quite annoying. I was still proud of myself for not doing uppers.
Saturday was stupid.
-Matt