I am such a follower.

[chromagia]

If you woke up one morning and found me in your bed, what's the first thing you'd think or say?

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[dial_a_psychic]

So, licking French cheese off my chest. Best or bestest thing ever??

[chromagia]

*laughs*

You are a strange man Shawn Spencer.

[dial_a_psychic]

But then, once you go Shawn Spencer there's no way back, Mag.

[chromagia]

But does this mean we must be wed?

[dial_a_psychic]

.... Wed? .... Well, maybe... Maybe I should lick whipped cream off your chest first, then we can see how things go...

[chromagia]

I'm not sure, it's pretty cold to be doing that...

[dial_a_psychic]

We should heat things up first then.

[chromagia]

And I'm sure you have plans for that.

[dial_a_psychic]

A plan A, B, C and partly a D. D depends if we have access to a swing.

[chromagia]

A swing?

Good lord, what do you do with a swing?

[dial_a_psychic]

You've never tried a swing before, seriously? o.o

Well, you know how it works, you sit on it, and you swing... onto me.

[chromagia]

So... park swing.
That's out.

[dial_a_psychic]

Or you could just get one of those indoors sex swings...

[chromagia]

I'm surprised you don't have one.

[dial_a_psychic]

I used to have one. A new sex swing is on my wishlist now.

[chromagia]

Just so long as I'm the one who helps to break it in.