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[chromagia]

Write a personal ad for yourself (in which you assume that you are single or otherwise available).

1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.

A-type personality 20 yr old single opera singer seeks male

Comments

[dial_a_psychic]

Older men? How older? Saggy old boobs kind of older?

[chromagia]

Five year difference is a minimum.

[dial_a_psychic]

Ugh! I knew it! Gah! Great! Now I have old men saggy boobs burnt into my psychic eyelids!

[chromagia]

Is that what you call those things you have?

[dial_a_psychic]

*jaw drops*

OH NO YOU DIDN'T.

[chromagia]

OH YES I DID

[dial_a_psychic]

OMG I HATE U! DDD:

[chromagia]

ILU2 BB

[dial_a_psychic]

U so don't! Ur tellling lies about my manly un-saggy and perfect man chest.

[chromagia]

I wouldn't lie about something like that!

[dial_a_psychic]

C'mon! I have pretty boobs!

[chromagia]

I'll have to feel and see.

[dial_a_psychic]

Fine, but if those Grandpas you're dating get jealous and get their pants dirty don't blame me.

[chromagia]

Now why would I tell?

[dial_a_psychic]

Gramps have an old people sixth sense...

[chromagia]

is that what you have?