4th September

[chrisyaxley]

Someone left a pile of socks behind one of the couches in the Slytherin common room. I'm sure that everyone will appreciate it if the owner would pick them up and put it somewhere else. Besides the fact that the colours are horrendous, you are also causing a mess in the common room. Thank you

Comments

[malcontented]

Which fifth-year? Not the one with spots?

[chrisyaxley]

No, the one with blond pigtails.

[malcontented]

Oh, her. She's rather fit, wouldn't you say? I volunteer!!

[chrisyaxley]

Will you be tutoring her Care of Magical Creatures or will you be teaching her how to flirt?

[malcontented]

I'm hurt, O Head Boy! Whyever do you assume that I'm not capable of doing both??

[chrisyaxley]

Then I'll let her know.

[malcontented]

HURRAH.