Look for my new show this December 21st 2012, check your local listings and the Mayan calendar
I'm thinking about starting my own pageant that judges women on what we're inherently good at.
For instance, one round all the contestants will be on the stage with a guy who has recently been broken up with. Whoever can stand there and listen to his emotional bull shit the longest wins.
The final round will be a cage match, a Battle Royale sort of thing. I'll put plenty of weapons in the middle but no one's allowed to use them on each other, the competition will be for the contestants to shame and degrade each other into suicide and the last one standing wins.
I know the modeling competitions are everyone's favorites part so I'm trying to think of what a good alternative for that would be. Maybe I'll have that heartbroken boy come back out and make the girls compete over how much of a wardrobe he'll buy for them with the least amount of sexual manipulation. We could, I don't know, do a runway and have Tim Gunn judge.
This is all still in the planning stages but if any philanthropists want in on it contact me soon.
For instance, one round all the contestants will be on the stage with a guy who has recently been broken up with. Whoever can stand there and listen to his emotional bull shit the longest wins.
The final round will be a cage match, a Battle Royale sort of thing. I'll put plenty of weapons in the middle but no one's allowed to use them on each other, the competition will be for the contestants to shame and degrade each other into suicide and the last one standing wins.
I know the modeling competitions are everyone's favorites part so I'm trying to think of what a good alternative for that would be. Maybe I'll have that heartbroken boy come back out and make the girls compete over how much of a wardrobe he'll buy for them with the least amount of sexual manipulation. We could, I don't know, do a runway and have Tim Gunn judge.
This is all still in the planning stages but if any philanthropists want in on it contact me soon.