For immediate Release (Press Release)
Restaurant that Gave me Worst Diarrear in Ever Closing Forever
Mars, located on trendy SoCo, is closing it's doors on December 22nd. One time this reporter ate there and didn't know the vegetable soup was cooked with chicken stock all up in it and I got really really sick and I got really really sad too.
http://austin.decider.com/articles/its-the-economy-stupid-rip-gallery-lombardi-and-ma,2568/ in other news, let's get my mug back on Comedy Central:
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