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Where did I leave off? Oh yes. Schedule waiting for.
I tried everything. I took a shower, I made Bagel Bites, I cut my nails. Nothing ate the time it would take for the mail man to deliver the ticket on which my year's fate is inscribed.
THAT'S POETIC I SHOULD WRITE THAT DOWNOHYEAH.
At 12ish or 1ish Eddie called and said he was biking over, and he did! We played DDR a bit. He has not played for a while, so he is getting a little bit rusty. A liiiittle bit.
We kept on waiting but eventually just gave up hope and started heading back to Rich's house, as we planned to party some more.
Just as we got to Earles Row, Eddie realized he forgot his phone so we headed back. I was hopeful my schedule would have arrived.
Nope.
So we continued on to Rich's and when we got there we went up to his room and Eddie started looking for his watch. He lost it up there.
We chilllled for a while then we headed out. We went to Subway, and then we went to the North, where we continued our space pirate journey. We battled a gallon of water, and a soccer net. Rich was ensnared.
Returning from the North I called my mom and asked if I could have Rich and Eddie sleep over, but she said she was staying in Gloucester for the night so she said no and I argued and eventually rudely hung up on her and then she called back like 700 times and just started the conversation over and I acted rude again so she got mad and said she was coming home and we were going to TALK!
So it was official, I wasn't returning home that night.
Eddie's mom surprisingly said okay to a sleepover, but when we got to his house Rich said he was too tired. I don't blame him.
After a rousing match of Super Monkey Ball, Rich announced his departure and his dislike of lonely bike rides. So we accompanied him on his ride home.
When we got back to Eddie's his mom had made shishkabobs (no idea how to spell that) and corn. The beefisms on the shishkawhatev were really good. The corn was good too.
At this point I was really freaking tired. Like, hardly even able to sustain brain function tired. I had some Pepsi, but not even caffiene could save me now. Or then.
We went into his aunt's side of the house for a while I think, and then back to his side and went up to his room and went on AIM and whatnot. It ended as it usually does, him talking to seventh (now eighth) graders that I am not a fan of (aka Kim's sister and her friends) and me using my computer skills to close all of the windows and make Eddie's computer freak out.
We went to bed at 11, which is reaal early for us. There was an SNL special on TV, which had every gameshow skit they've done. Or the best of them, anyway. I dunno.
We woke up at 8:30, which is also very early for us. I wasn't even so tired. Except I was, so much of the morning was spent trying to sleep more.
We made waffles and did the average go-on-Eddie's-computer thing, and then at 10 or 11ish I left. I had to go home and do laundry and shower.
Oh, and the night before I told Vycky that I'd help her with her math summer work the next day, so today was that very day. Man, multiple day entries screw me up when I'm referring to what days stuff happened. From now on everything that happened happened TODAY, the day on which I am writing this.
So TODAY I was supposed to help Vycky with her math stuff. I called her when I got home and she said she wasn't at home so she'd call me later. I took a shower, and then Vycky called me as I was leaving for Panera with my sister, wearing jeans and a jacket because my clothes weren't dry yet. I got a fruit cup and a bottle of water. I wasn't feeling so hungry in kind of a bad way. Waffles do that to me.
Anyway when I got home I changed and started riding my bike to Rich's. I called him after his sister called me to say she was home, just to tell him I was gonna come over and help her, and that afterwards we could party. He said that he was going out to get bass strings with his dad or something, so he wouldn't be home while I was helping her. He was, though, because of the delay that was caused by my trip to Panera.
And so, Algebra was thwarted. Inequalities and scatter plots all the same.
We hanged/hung/WHATEVER THE PAST TENSE OF THAT GODDAMNED WORD IS in Rich's room and then I called Eddie and he said Kim and him would meet us at the common. And so yet again, we were off. Rich put speakers around his neck and brought his iPod so he could play groovy tunes. We stopped at CVS on the way. There we saw Monica Folk, I bought a Powerade and amazingly enough we found MINI PUFFERBALLS. I bought the two that were there it was awesome.
After CVS we went to Market Basket and Rich got his schedule. I lost him inside there because I couldn't figure out where he went to get it, so I went back up to the front and acted confused. I saw Sarah Tavares and said hi.
I called Rich on his cell phone, and just as he answered he walked up to me. It's hard to explain how perfect the timing was. Anyway, to the common! Yes!
Eddie hadn't gotten Kim yet when we met up, so we went to Kim's house and got her. She hadn't ridden a bike in a long time, so she was sort of bad at it at first.
From Kim's house I got the grand idea of going to the Town Hall.
There were really, really dumb like, 6th graders there. They kept being like "LOL ID STICK MY STICK IN HER HOLE" about Kim. They just made really, really bad jokes. They didn't even know what a chode was. And they thought they were cool and I wanted to hit them because of how dumb they were. Arrrgh.
They tried to steal one of my pufferballs, and I was like "what the fuck are you doing you little prick" and then Kim yelled "I'll give you a blowjob if you give it back!" so he was like "..ok!" and he threw it back.
Okay, now there are very few EXCELLENT IDEAS conceived in the universe every day. This is one of those ideas.
Kim says, "What if I went over to him and was like, "Come on, let's go" and I brought him in the woods, he dropped his pants, then I just punched him in the face?" I told her I would build a statue of her if she actually did this.
But then a mother showed up with her two very young children, so she didn't want to execute this plan just yet. We circled around the streets near the town hall to see if the stupid kids were still there and the young children gone, but they were all gone. No closure for Christopher today.
And then Eddie called his mom and asked if we could go over there, so we did. We amused ourselves by sitting on Eddie's aunt's couches and doing foolish things. Kim told us she peed her pants, but she didn't really! Hah!
Kim left at 9 I think, but Rich and I left at around 10. We went upstairs and screwed around on Eddie's computer. Eddie and Rich started a game of ultimate chess, but didn't get to finish it. Rich's mom came and Eddie's mom drove me home.
When my mom got home she got me BK. She doesn't seem to be very angry at me anymore.
Any other details I will leave out because I am really tired of typing this.
I tried everything. I took a shower, I made Bagel Bites, I cut my nails. Nothing ate the time it would take for the mail man to deliver the ticket on which my year's fate is inscribed.
THAT'S POETIC I SHOULD WRITE THAT DOWNOHYEAH.
At 12ish or 1ish Eddie called and said he was biking over, and he did! We played DDR a bit. He has not played for a while, so he is getting a little bit rusty. A liiiittle bit.
We kept on waiting but eventually just gave up hope and started heading back to Rich's house, as we planned to party some more.
Just as we got to Earles Row, Eddie realized he forgot his phone so we headed back. I was hopeful my schedule would have arrived.
Nope.
So we continued on to Rich's and when we got there we went up to his room and Eddie started looking for his watch. He lost it up there.
We chilllled for a while then we headed out. We went to Subway, and then we went to the North, where we continued our space pirate journey. We battled a gallon of water, and a soccer net. Rich was ensnared.
Returning from the North I called my mom and asked if I could have Rich and Eddie sleep over, but she said she was staying in Gloucester for the night so she said no and I argued and eventually rudely hung up on her and then she called back like 700 times and just started the conversation over and I acted rude again so she got mad and said she was coming home and we were going to TALK!
So it was official, I wasn't returning home that night.
Eddie's mom surprisingly said okay to a sleepover, but when we got to his house Rich said he was too tired. I don't blame him.
After a rousing match of Super Monkey Ball, Rich announced his departure and his dislike of lonely bike rides. So we accompanied him on his ride home.
When we got back to Eddie's his mom had made shishkabobs (no idea how to spell that) and corn. The beefisms on the shishkawhatev were really good. The corn was good too.
At this point I was really freaking tired. Like, hardly even able to sustain brain function tired. I had some Pepsi, but not even caffiene could save me now. Or then.
We went into his aunt's side of the house for a while I think, and then back to his side and went up to his room and went on AIM and whatnot. It ended as it usually does, him talking to seventh (now eighth) graders that I am not a fan of (aka Kim's sister and her friends) and me using my computer skills to close all of the windows and make Eddie's computer freak out.
We went to bed at 11, which is reaal early for us. There was an SNL special on TV, which had every gameshow skit they've done. Or the best of them, anyway. I dunno.
We woke up at 8:30, which is also very early for us. I wasn't even so tired. Except I was, so much of the morning was spent trying to sleep more.
We made waffles and did the average go-on-Eddie's-computer thing, and then at 10 or 11ish I left. I had to go home and do laundry and shower.
Oh, and the night before I told Vycky that I'd help her with her math summer work the next day, so today was that very day. Man, multiple day entries screw me up when I'm referring to what days stuff happened. From now on everything that happened happened TODAY, the day on which I am writing this.
So TODAY I was supposed to help Vycky with her math stuff. I called her when I got home and she said she wasn't at home so she'd call me later. I took a shower, and then Vycky called me as I was leaving for Panera with my sister, wearing jeans and a jacket because my clothes weren't dry yet. I got a fruit cup and a bottle of water. I wasn't feeling so hungry in kind of a bad way. Waffles do that to me.
Anyway when I got home I changed and started riding my bike to Rich's. I called him after his sister called me to say she was home, just to tell him I was gonna come over and help her, and that afterwards we could party. He said that he was going out to get bass strings with his dad or something, so he wouldn't be home while I was helping her. He was, though, because of the delay that was caused by my trip to Panera.
And so, Algebra was thwarted. Inequalities and scatter plots all the same.
We hanged/hung/WHATEVER THE PAST TENSE OF THAT GODDAMNED WORD IS in Rich's room and then I called Eddie and he said Kim and him would meet us at the common. And so yet again, we were off. Rich put speakers around his neck and brought his iPod so he could play groovy tunes. We stopped at CVS on the way. There we saw Monica Folk, I bought a Powerade and amazingly enough we found MINI PUFFERBALLS. I bought the two that were there it was awesome.
After CVS we went to Market Basket and Rich got his schedule. I lost him inside there because I couldn't figure out where he went to get it, so I went back up to the front and acted confused. I saw Sarah Tavares and said hi.
I called Rich on his cell phone, and just as he answered he walked up to me. It's hard to explain how perfect the timing was. Anyway, to the common! Yes!
Eddie hadn't gotten Kim yet when we met up, so we went to Kim's house and got her. She hadn't ridden a bike in a long time, so she was sort of bad at it at first.
From Kim's house I got the grand idea of going to the Town Hall.
There were really, really dumb like, 6th graders there. They kept being like "LOL ID STICK MY STICK IN HER HOLE" about Kim. They just made really, really bad jokes. They didn't even know what a chode was. And they thought they were cool and I wanted to hit them because of how dumb they were. Arrrgh.
They tried to steal one of my pufferballs, and I was like "what the fuck are you doing you little prick" and then Kim yelled "I'll give you a blowjob if you give it back!" so he was like "..ok!" and he threw it back.
Okay, now there are very few EXCELLENT IDEAS conceived in the universe every day. This is one of those ideas.
Kim says, "What if I went over to him and was like, "Come on, let's go" and I brought him in the woods, he dropped his pants, then I just punched him in the face?" I told her I would build a statue of her if she actually did this.
But then a mother showed up with her two very young children, so she didn't want to execute this plan just yet. We circled around the streets near the town hall to see if the stupid kids were still there and the young children gone, but they were all gone. No closure for Christopher today.
And then Eddie called his mom and asked if we could go over there, so we did. We amused ourselves by sitting on Eddie's aunt's couches and doing foolish things. Kim told us she peed her pants, but she didn't really! Hah!
Kim left at 9 I think, but Rich and I left at around 10. We went upstairs and screwed around on Eddie's computer. Eddie and Rich started a game of ultimate chess, but didn't get to finish it. Rich's mom came and Eddie's mom drove me home.
When my mom got home she got me BK. She doesn't seem to be very angry at me anymore.
Any other details I will leave out because I am really tired of typing this.