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So I get a phone call at about 3 am last night. Apparently a friend in Pennsylvania wanted to "talk". I'm startled by the phone ringing and I jump up. It's okay, the wood stopped my head... and split it open. It didn't hurt at first but when I put my hand on my head that's when I felt the blood and the pain.
So what was so important that this so-called friend wanted to talk about, you ask?
She asked me, "Am I weird if I masturbate and I'm not even horny?"
.....
One can only imagine my frustration.
I always thought I'd be the first one to go to jail. Maybe arson or assualt and battery... perhaps public intoxication.
I've got a headache.
So what was so important that this so-called friend wanted to talk about, you ask?
She asked me, "Am I weird if I masturbate and I'm not even horny?"
.....
One can only imagine my frustration.
I always thought I'd be the first one to go to jail. Maybe arson or assualt and battery... perhaps public intoxication.
I've got a headache.