Who rocks?
ME!
Why do I rock? Because I totally aced my mid-semester paper. 95! It was a feminist critique of the character of Roxana from Mark Twain's Puddn'head Wilson (which was good, by the way). The prof loved the thesis, loved the writing (she RAVES about my writing) loved the way I picked the perfect quotes to back up my statements and use of my research material. I rocked that paper.
I freaking rule.