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A meme gacked from Clr, gacked from Raedbard…
Dear Josh,
I am sorry I made Donna leave you on so many occasions. (Though I always made her come back.) I am sorry I made you worry about her. I am sorry I made you such an uncommunicative ass sometimes (Though it's really sort of in character for you, so I'm not *that* sorry.) I am sorry I made you watch Donna have sex with other men (and women.) I am sorry I got you drunk. I'm sorry I've withheld sex from you. I'm sorry I made you sleep with one of your best friends wives. I am sorry I made you sleep with two of your best friends. I'm sorry I've made you sort of gay on occasion. I'm sorry about making you watch Donna flirt. I'm sorry about the dimple and swagger jokes. I'm sorry I've mentioned your hair more times than it warrants. I'm sorry I don't always give you a happy ending. I'm sorry I killed your baby (but I gave you Isobel, and that must make up for something.)
Dear Donna,
I am sorry I made Josh date (and occasionally marry) other women. I am sorry I traumatized you after Gaza. I am sorry I made you leave Josh. I'm sorry I've made you fight with him. I'm sorry I killed your child (although I also gave you Isobel.) I'm sorry I've made Josh so stupid on occasion. I'm sorry I gave you such a difficult mother. I'm sorry I've ruined your vacations. I'm sorry I didn't always let you get your guy. I'm sorry I made you go rescue drunk!Josh. I'm sorry I made you hurt your exes feelings. I'm sorry I made you deal with Bridezilla. I'm sorry I've made you sleep around with so many people. I'm sorry about Sara Sidle. I'm sorry I've made you watch Josh with other men (and women.) I'm sorry about the kinky sex. I'm sorry about the occasional ditziness. I'm sorry I've made you so lonely.
Dear Andy
I'm sorry I made you sleep with one of your husband's dear friends. I'm sorry I've made you cheat on him with Will.
Dear Toby
I'm sorry I've made your wife sleep with other people. I'm sorry I make you grumpy. I'm sorry I don't write you enough.
Dear CJ
I'm sorry I never gave you a lasting relationship. I'm sorry I never really developed your stories with Toby. I'm sorry I made you sleep with multiple partners. I'm sorry that you had to deal with Sam and Will and other not-so-bright boys so often. I'm sorry you're usually just the secondary character.
Dear Sam
I'm sorry you never get the love story. I'm sorry I make you in love with Josh, who is always in love with Donna. I'm sorry I treat you badly. I'm sorry you're just the third party most times. I'm sorry I can't seem to care more about you.
Dear Will,
I'm sorry I use you for comic relief. I'm sorry I've always given you unrequited crushes. I'm sorry I made you deal with crazy bats and other hell dimension things. I'm sorry about the interns.
Dear Amy (and Mandy),
I'm sorry I couldn't make Josh love you. I'm sorry I made him use you for sex. I'm sorry I made him leave you, both emotionally and physically. I'm sorry I never made you the good guys.
Dear Cliff & Jack,
I'm sorry you always get the shaft. I'm sorry you had to deal with drunk!Josh. I'm sorry I couldn't make Donna love you. I'm sorry that I reduce you to caricatures.
Dear Josh,
I am sorry I made Donna leave you on so many occasions. (Though I always made her come back.) I am sorry I made you worry about her. I am sorry I made you such an uncommunicative ass sometimes (Though it's really sort of in character for you, so I'm not *that* sorry.) I am sorry I made you watch Donna have sex with other men (and women.) I am sorry I got you drunk. I'm sorry I've withheld sex from you. I'm sorry I made you sleep with one of your best friends wives. I am sorry I made you sleep with two of your best friends. I'm sorry I've made you sort of gay on occasion. I'm sorry about making you watch Donna flirt. I'm sorry about the dimple and swagger jokes. I'm sorry I've mentioned your hair more times than it warrants. I'm sorry I don't always give you a happy ending. I'm sorry I killed your baby (but I gave you Isobel, and that must make up for something.)
Dear Donna,
I am sorry I made Josh date (and occasionally marry) other women. I am sorry I traumatized you after Gaza. I am sorry I made you leave Josh. I'm sorry I've made you fight with him. I'm sorry I killed your child (although I also gave you Isobel.) I'm sorry I've made Josh so stupid on occasion. I'm sorry I gave you such a difficult mother. I'm sorry I've ruined your vacations. I'm sorry I didn't always let you get your guy. I'm sorry I made you go rescue drunk!Josh. I'm sorry I made you hurt your exes feelings. I'm sorry I made you deal with Bridezilla. I'm sorry I've made you sleep around with so many people. I'm sorry about Sara Sidle. I'm sorry I've made you watch Josh with other men (and women.) I'm sorry about the kinky sex. I'm sorry about the occasional ditziness. I'm sorry I've made you so lonely.
Dear Andy
I'm sorry I made you sleep with one of your husband's dear friends. I'm sorry I've made you cheat on him with Will.
Dear Toby
I'm sorry I've made your wife sleep with other people. I'm sorry I make you grumpy. I'm sorry I don't write you enough.
Dear CJ
I'm sorry I never gave you a lasting relationship. I'm sorry I never really developed your stories with Toby. I'm sorry I made you sleep with multiple partners. I'm sorry that you had to deal with Sam and Will and other not-so-bright boys so often. I'm sorry you're usually just the secondary character.
Dear Sam
I'm sorry you never get the love story. I'm sorry I make you in love with Josh, who is always in love with Donna. I'm sorry I treat you badly. I'm sorry you're just the third party most times. I'm sorry I can't seem to care more about you.
Dear Will,
I'm sorry I use you for comic relief. I'm sorry I've always given you unrequited crushes. I'm sorry I made you deal with crazy bats and other hell dimension things. I'm sorry about the interns.
Dear Amy (and Mandy),
I'm sorry I couldn't make Josh love you. I'm sorry I made him use you for sex. I'm sorry I made him leave you, both emotionally and physically. I'm sorry I never made you the good guys.
Dear Cliff & Jack,
I'm sorry you always get the shaft. I'm sorry you had to deal with drunk!Josh. I'm sorry I couldn't make Donna love you. I'm sorry that I reduce you to caricatures.