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dear people that are bitching OR gloating about obama:
shut the fuck up. he's not going to steer our country into the third world, and he's not going to come over and personally suck your dick.
and to a select few of you mccain freaks, you can also shut the fuck up about wanting to quit your jobs just so you can go on welfare and "be lazy" all day. in most cases, being on welfare is a real bitch. it's not something that people are proud of, and it **does** help people. it shouldn't be a permanent solution and it's only those that abuse the system that give it a bad name. welcome to the real world - a lot of people are jackasses. and apparently, so are you!
dear neighbor girl:
your dog can not speak english. stop asking it what it did to your carpet. ask once, just because it's cute to "talk to animals" and then drop it. it's not going to pull up a dining room chair and have a heart to heart with you about how it was feeling lonely when you left it at home alone all day, it was going through a little separation anxiety, and took it out on the floor. it's just going to be really excited to see you now that you're finally home and not understand why you're yelling. it fucked the carpet up hours ago and it has since moved on.
shut the fuck up. he's not going to steer our country into the third world, and he's not going to come over and personally suck your dick.
and to a select few of you mccain freaks, you can also shut the fuck up about wanting to quit your jobs just so you can go on welfare and "be lazy" all day. in most cases, being on welfare is a real bitch. it's not something that people are proud of, and it **does** help people. it shouldn't be a permanent solution and it's only those that abuse the system that give it a bad name. welcome to the real world - a lot of people are jackasses. and apparently, so are you!
dear neighbor girl:
your dog can not speak english. stop asking it what it did to your carpet. ask once, just because it's cute to "talk to animals" and then drop it. it's not going to pull up a dining room chair and have a heart to heart with you about how it was feeling lonely when you left it at home alone all day, it was going through a little separation anxiety, and took it out on the floor. it's just going to be really excited to see you now that you're finally home and not understand why you're yelling. it fucked the carpet up hours ago and it has since moved on.