my crazy new year's weekend!
So this weekend was awesome. I went to New Hampshire with Cody, his family, and Tracy and man do I have some stories to tell you!
¨ My crazy driving skills on our journey to NH. Yeah when I’m tired I know I can’t drive all that well.
¨ Being attacked by two golden retrievers as soon as we walked into Cody’s grandparents… Nana and Bucky, and Cody’s Aunt Debbie rewarding these two spoiled dogs every chance she got! “Oh Schooner, good job for jumping on the table and eating people food from a plate. Good dog, get on the table!….here’s a cookie!”
¨ “Kids; you can’t leave them and you can’t shoot them!”
¨ Taking skiing lessons, going down the bunny slop a few times and then going down a part of the mountain that was much higher and falling down 3 times face first into the snow…. “DON’T LAUGH AT ME CODY!” >:O growl!
¨ I was going down the mountains so fast, I was speeding past snow mobiles! haha
¨ Having my legs feel like two wooden boards that I can’t move then next day and walking like a robot!!
¨ Cody’s Mom was wearing these fleece pj’s that covered her up completely, so I was joking with her “geesh Mom, aren’t we looking skanky tonight in those provocative pj’s!”
¨ “APPUSTREE!! SAY IT AGAIN!”-Trudy Mclean from a National Spelling bee competition (she was a loud, Jamaican, 13 year old girl and she was HILARIOUS!)
¨ So we’re heading home and me, Cody, Tracy, and Aunt Trish are in my blazer and Cody’s mom, roger, Alex and his friend are in the car in front of us and we have walkie talkies in each of the cars and I told Cody’s Mom I REALLY had to go to the bathroom and we were in the Roxbury area, which is pretty much the ghetto-ist town around so the next town over we drove around these dark roads to find a restroom but we couldn’t anything. So we’re driving around this nice town while going down dead end streets and I couldn’t take it any more. In the middle of a town square I ran out of my car, jumped over a fence that was literally 4 feet tall, and squatted behind a tree and to my thing….I seriously can’t remember the last time I had to pee so much and so badly in my life. Man did I feel like a million bucks after that! ;) I officially have a pee tree in the middle of a town square in Massachusetts.
¨ Lieren’s birthday!!! Yummy cake too!
¨ Grandpa Bucky telling me I looked like Cher and then a Cher song played in a commercial. AND after Roger forewarned me to behave at their house and I was such a good girl according to Grandpa Bucky! =)
¨ Having my narcolepsy hit me every night I was there…AND yes I was cranky too!
¨ Tracy's inspiration to get a good paying job to fund hers and Cody’s skiing habits when they get married.
¨ MACKENIZE THE KITTEN!!! Soooo cute
¨ OLD NAVY OUTLET IN CONWAY!!!!! OMG my heaven…
¨ ICE SKATING!!!! We went to this beautiful Norman Rockwell-est place to go ice skating….so beautiful! It had Christmas lights and Sleigh rides. So yeah I fell down once and it looked like I humped Cody before I fell while we were trying to take a picture AND I took him and Tracy down with me when I fell….oops
¨ Giant Jacuzzi!!
¨ Getting felt up by an older woman in a family restaurant…on accident of course.
¨ Being stabbed by the couch in my back….man did that hurt! A spring popped out of the couch and stuck right in me.
¨ Cody checking out “some chick’s” plumber crack (mine) while having this “guy” named ‘Cement’ clobber him in the forehead (OR the cement mantel in the living room)
¨ my mom just bought a bra at Victoria’s secret and she ripped the padding out of it, throws it at me, and screamed "OMG FEEL THIS FAKE TITTY PADDING!"
¨ Tracy cowering in fear as the dogs roughly played
¨ Me talking to momma d on the phone “hey mom, whatcha gonna do with all that junk?” Mom-“I’m gonna HUMP HUMP HUMP you!”
¨ Me Tracy and Cody were at this pizza place and this girl walked in with her tummy sticking out and her pants pulled down too low that defiantly should not have been wearing her clothes that way……yeah we nicknamed her Tubby!
Pictures of my trip coming soon! I’ll let you know when I put them up! =)