funny stuff of the month, EH!
christinayv129: JOANNA HAS A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!=-O
Cody: Yeah.
Cody: It's me.
Cody: AND MY BUTT.
Cody: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh
christinayv129: your not polish
Cody: My butt is.
christinayv129: her sis said her boyfriend is a polish 21 yr old
Cody: Well technically my butt is 20 1/4th
christinayv129: my mom nearly squealed with delight when i told her that you’re going
Josh: told her what?
christinayv129: that you're putting on a strip show
christinayv129: ;-)
Josh:oh is that so?
Josh: im glad you told me... now i can wear my sexy police outfit
christinayv129: sweet mother of pearl!
christinayv129: tracy's gonna bring a wad of ones the size of your.........*ahem*
Josh: my…….?
christinayv129: *ahem* >:o
Tracy: OMG. I am going to bring a roll of 20 dollars in 1s and have him perform sexual favors for me! I am totally gonna do it
Josh: ooo sounds good to me
Tracy: I hope he's not a tease, cause I plan on the real deal!;-)
Everett: wow
Everett: and he dont even look like jude
christinayv129: heres the test; go up to her a grab her ANYWHERE! She'll prob attack you... thats how horny she is
Josh: grab her anywhere huh
josh: any place in particular
christinayv129: like her arm.......or crotch
christinayv129: ;-)
Josh: crotch huh
Josh: i believe they call that assault
christinayv129: cody did it.....she was fine and he’s still alive
Tracy: hahahahahaa It's true! People's hands on my vagina are commonplace!
christinayv129: young boys.....*pooey!*
Tracy: Agreed! I will never pull the Demi/Ashton thing again!
Cody: Apparently when the power goes out....people have an urge to go to Wendys. Beacuse Newport's power went out, and everyone and their mother flocked there.
Tracy: Sounds good to me. Can you pick me up at my mom's?
Cody: Sure thing.
Cody: *orgasm*
Christina: oh.....he so wants you
(S&M Queer Eye for the straight guy)
Cody: The safety word is FABULOUSSSSSS!
Tracy: He's KINKY with a capital K!
Cody: Sexy lieren isn't answering her phone. >=(
christinayv129: damn that sexy lieren!!!
“PAINT THE MOTHA-FUCKER!”
Josh: english guys are sexy
Tracy: wtf?
Josh: english girls are also very sexy
Tracy:ok, he redeemed himself
Tracy: Wow, Josh and I are actually having a conversation that's not about sex. I don't know how to take it!
christinayv129: oooo
Tracy: real progress!
christinayv129: seriously
christinayv129: you should throw in something really sexual to the convo
Tracy: He's like "Yeah, I really like this band." And I'll be like, "Do you have a boner right now?"
christinayv129: haha
christinayv129: perfect
Cody: And Everett isn't a girl...so he wouldn't be acting like himself.
Christina: no
Cody: IS HE ACTING LIKE AN ANIMAL?! =o
Christina: no!
Cody: Because you could make money off of him if he was.
christinayv129: did u get a message about Cody picking u up?
Tracy: yes
christinayv129: i figured it'd be easier, so you wouldn't have to worry about getting home and such
christinayv129: and he's going by that way
Tracy: yeah, it works for me. Plus that gives us time to have a quickie on the way to your house:-P
christinayv129: totally, gotta fit those in as much as possible, especially with Cody ;)
Tracy: JOSH CALLED JUDE SLEAZY!
christinayv129: wow, he's a walking dead man
Cody: I'd be scared to hide something from you.
Christina: lol, why?
Cody: Because if you found out...you'd rip off my testacales and shove them down my throat.
Christina: LOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cody: All while screaming like a mad banshee woman.
Christina: OMG that made me choke so hard on my lemonade
Cody: If you were coughing...then you're fine.
Cody: I can't make you laugh too hard...else you'll choke to death. =O
Cody: ARE YOU DEAD?
Cody: DID I MAKE YOU CHOKE TO DEATH?!
Christina: haha, yes
Cody: So now you're a zombie?
momma d: Look at my cucumber from my garden!
Uncle Eric: oh yes..... work without pay... about as exciting as an enema with a turkey baster.