a funny joke
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had preformed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them and 8 mos. later he preformed for the Queen of England."
One of the other surgeons said, " that's nothing, a young man lost both arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them and 2 yrs. later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics.
The 3rd surgeon said, " You guys are amateurs. Several years ago, a cowboy on cocaine and alcohol, rode a horse head on into a train traveling 80 mi. an hour. All I had left to work with was a horses ass and a cowboy hat............
Now he's President of the United States."
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them and 8 mos. later he preformed for the Queen of England."
One of the other surgeons said, " that's nothing, a young man lost both arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them and 2 yrs. later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics.
The 3rd surgeon said, " You guys are amateurs. Several years ago, a cowboy on cocaine and alcohol, rode a horse head on into a train traveling 80 mi. an hour. All I had left to work with was a horses ass and a cowboy hat............
Now he's President of the United States."