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hahaha- howie was on letterman...
almost as funny as when he was on back in june...
only this time- he actually spoke the top ten---
The subject of Dean's list was "Ways, I, Howard Dean, can turn things around."
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10. Switch to decaf.
9. Unveil new slogan, "Vote for Dean and get one dollar off your next purchase at Blimpie."
8. Marry Rachel on the final episode of "Friends."
7. Don't change a thing, it's going great.
6. Show a little more skin.
5. Go on "American Idol" and give them a taste of those pipes.
4. Start working out and speaking with an Austrian accent.
3. I can't give specifics yet, but it involves Ted Danson.
2. Fire the staffer who suggested I do this lousy Top 10 List instead of actually campaigning.
1. Oh, I don't know - maybe fewer, crazy, red-faced rants.
okay, this is funny- illustration of #6.
Top Ten Signs You're In Love With Democratic Presidential Candidate Howard Dean
10. You've actually heard of him.
9. Whenever he discusses plans to revitalize economy, you get goosebumps.
8. Named your cats "Howard," "Dean" and "Six-Term Governor Howard Dean."
7. You'll only watch movies featuring Ron Howard or Harry Dean Stanton.
6. When you hear a report on the radio about a highway accident, you murmur, "Please, god, don't let Howard Dean be involved."
5. Constantly complain rival candidate Dennis Kucinich isn't "Howardly" enough.
4. Changed outfit four times before watching Dean's appearance on "Meet the Press."
3. You stand by him despite the fact his infidelities embarrassed you in front of the entire...oh wait, wrong Democrat.
2. When he announced his candidacy, you didn't laugh your ass off.
1. You're actually considering wasting a vote on him.
almost as funny as when he was on back in june...
only this time- he actually spoke the top ten---
The subject of Dean's list was "Ways, I, Howard Dean, can turn things around."
___
10. Switch to decaf.
9. Unveil new slogan, "Vote for Dean and get one dollar off your next purchase at Blimpie."
8. Marry Rachel on the final episode of "Friends."
7. Don't change a thing, it's going great.
6. Show a little more skin.
5. Go on "American Idol" and give them a taste of those pipes.
4. Start working out and speaking with an Austrian accent.
3. I can't give specifics yet, but it involves Ted Danson.
2. Fire the staffer who suggested I do this lousy Top 10 List instead of actually campaigning.
1. Oh, I don't know - maybe fewer, crazy, red-faced rants.
okay, this is funny- illustration of #6.
Top Ten Signs You're In Love With Democratic Presidential Candidate Howard Dean
10. You've actually heard of him.
9. Whenever he discusses plans to revitalize economy, you get goosebumps.
8. Named your cats "Howard," "Dean" and "Six-Term Governor Howard Dean."
7. You'll only watch movies featuring Ron Howard or Harry Dean Stanton.
6. When you hear a report on the radio about a highway accident, you murmur, "Please, god, don't let Howard Dean be involved."
5. Constantly complain rival candidate Dennis Kucinich isn't "Howardly" enough.
4. Changed outfit four times before watching Dean's appearance on "Meet the Press."
3. You stand by him despite the fact his infidelities embarrassed you in front of the entire...oh wait, wrong Democrat.
2. When he announced his candidacy, you didn't laugh your ass off.
1. You're actually considering wasting a vote on him.