How freakin dumb.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May starbright_soda and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In January I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In July I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In March I bought porn for attemptfailure (10 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for foolmeup (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (277 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
christinadianne